Elle magazine calls out Trend Alert: Surfer Girl, high-five. But the report...not so surfy.

$1,355 silk pants? A $1,080 raffia 'beach bag', what's so sand friendly about that? Would you wear $3,360 diamond earrings in the surf?

If you're shaking your head with us, shop surf industry for authenticity, avoid these delusionally high prices. We love that high-end designers have caught our surf crazed culture. Though we might recommend using those extra $1000s to go to Tahiti or Mentawai islands instead.